fuck you

En engelsk gut er blevet småsur på sin veninde og siger derfor:
"FUCK YOU!"
Hvor efter hun svarer tilbage:
"No sory...I wouldn´t like to...I have been fucked by my boyfriend earlier today! :-)"

And your point is???

hvor var den dårlig.

The Italian who went to Detroit
One a daya I'ma go to Detroit to a biga hotel. Ina morning I'ma go down to eta the breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast.
She bring me only one a piss,
I tella I wanna two piss's, she say to go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstan, I wanna two piss ona my plate,
She say you better not piss on your plate, you sonnama bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonnema bitch.
Later I'ma go to eta at biga restaurant,
The waitress brings me spoon and knife but no fock,
I tell her I wanna fock,
She tell me everybody wanna fock,
I tell her you no unnerstan, I wanna fock ona table,
She say you better no fock ona table, you sonnama bitch
So I'ma go back in my room I'ma hotel and theres no shit ona my bed, I calla the manager an tell him I wanna shit ona my bed.
He tell me go to the toilet.
I say you no unnerstan, I say again I wanna shit ona my bed, he say you better not shit ona the bed you sonnama bitch.
So I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "peace on you".
So I say piss on you too you sonnama bitch.
I'ma go back to Italy.