De mange måder at udslette Jorden på

En forfatter har samlet alle de måder, man kan
udslette Jorden på.
Det er faktisk slet ikke så nemt, som man skulle
tro.
http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html#preamble

Fint, så behøver vi jo ikke at bekymre os om noget som helst. Jeg kan med god samvittighed sætte mig ind i min forurenende, stinkende bil og skide på de kommende generationer. Hurra.

Sjov og underholdende læsning ^^
Artiklen beskriver IKKE hvordan man kan udrydde mennesket, det er jo let nok, men den beskriver hvordan man kan udrydde selve Jorden, det er straks meget sværere :P
"This is not a guide for wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity. I (Sam Hughes) can in no way guarantee the complete extinction of the human race via any of these methods, real or imaginary. Humanity is wily and resourceful, and many of the methods outlined below will take many years to even become available, let alone implement, by which time mankind may well have spread to other planets; indeed, other star systems. If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this, many which are available and feasible RIGHT NOW. Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison."
"Current Earth-destruction Status
Number of times the Earth has been destroyed: 0
Number of plans currently in progress with the final aim of bringing about the Earth's destruction: 0
Number of scientific experiments currently underway with the potential to bring about the Earth's destruction: 0
Minimum amount of time until the Earth is destroyed by natural means (discounting total existance failure): 25 years
Minimum amount of time until the Earth is destroyed by artificial means: 50 years"
"Know your enemy
Names: Earth, Terra, "the world"
Age: 4,550,000,000 years
Mass: 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000 metric tonnes
Radius: 6,371 kilometres (average)
Surface gravity: 9.798 metres per second per second
Escape velocity: 11,186 metres per second"
"Mission statement
For the purposes of what I hope to be a technically and scientifically accurate document, I will define our goal thus: by any means necessary, to render the Earth into a form in which it may no longer be considered a planet. Such forms include, but are most definitely not limited to: two or more planets; any number of smaller asteroids; a quantum singularity; a dust cloud."