Om religioner

The Religions
Taoism: Shit happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
Protestantism: shit won't happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?
You know what? Shit happens, and then - you die!
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