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An Idiot's Guide to The 10 Commandments:
1. Don't even THINK about looking at another god - it's all about ME!
2. Stop with the arts and crafts already and focus on ME!
3. When you say MY name you better mean it, bitch! (Who's your daddy? Say it... say it... that's right, I'M your daddy!)
4. Remember, every seventh day simply MUST be devoted entirely to ME.
5. Be nice to your parents so they will not be distracted from serving and worshiping ME.
6. Don't murder anybody - that would just be one less person who is worshiping ME.
7. If you really must do the nasty, only do it with your spouse. Sex is icky (and makes baby Jesus cry.)
8. Just because I stole myths from other cultures to come up with my cute little creation stories and flood catastrophes doesn't mean stealing is okay for you.
9. Don't be a liar, or your pants just might catch on fire. (Especially if you're stupid enough to be sporting a blend of wool and linen. I'm sorry, but there's really no excuse for that.)
10. Covet not thy neighbor's iPod, nor thy neighbor's wife's iPad. Don't forget what happened the last time somebody yielded to the temptation of the Apple.
1. Don't even THINK about looking at another god - it's all about ME!
2. Stop with the arts and crafts already and focus on ME!
3. When you say MY name you better mean it, bitch! (Who's your daddy? Say it... say it... that's right, I'M your daddy!)
4. Remember, every seventh day simply MUST be devoted entirely to ME.
5. Be nice to your parents so they will not be distracted from serving and worshiping ME.
6. Don't murder anybody - that would just be one less person who is worshiping ME.
7. If you really must do the nasty, only do it with your spouse. Sex is icky (and makes baby Jesus cry.)
8. Just because I stole myths from other cultures to come up with my cute little creation stories and flood catastrophes doesn't mean stealing is okay for you.
9. Don't be a liar, or your pants just might catch on fire. (Especially if you're stupid enough to be sporting a blend of wool and linen. I'm sorry, but there's really no excuse for that.)
10. Covet not thy neighbor's iPod, nor thy neighbor's wife's iPad. Don't forget what happened the last time somebody yielded to the temptation of the Apple.