Bad year for blondes

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
>
> February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
> labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
>
> March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
> months....box said "2-4 years!"
>
> April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!!!
>
> May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
> water won't fit into those little packets!!!
>
> June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
> slope.
>
> July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
> the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
>
gt; August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped
> because soft-top was open.
>
> September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
>
> October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
>
> November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour
> per pound and I weigh 108!!!
>
> December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"....there's no "eleven"
> button on the stupid phone!!!
>
> What a year!!

du har haft noget af et år

belastende år...snarlig og uproblematisk jule break til dig....:)))
Griner...
Annie :)))