I Am A Sheeple

I Am A Sheeple
Oh yes, I am a sheeple, and oh so proud to be
I am a way too smart to believe in a conspiracy
Three towers falling straight down - it all makes sense to me
They´re all just jealous of me, because I live so free
Terrorists in hiding everywhere I cannot see
I know they´re out there because I heard it on TV
My paper is honest, it would never lie to me
Oh yes, I am a sheeple, and so proud to be
The UN is so stupid, as blind as it can be
Antiwar protestors should be hanging from a tree
They and all the traitors - ship them off to Germany
But me, I am a sheeple, and oh so proud to be
We saved the Iraqis, the bad guys had no flee
Now those people love us, they´re dancing with such glee
The hole wide world should thank me, all on bended knee
Oh yes, I am a sheeple, and oh so proud to be
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