The concept of marketing

Marketing for women:
You are at a party and see this great looking hunk of a man.
You walk up to him and say: ”I’m really great at sex”.
That’s Direct Marketing.

You are at a party and see this great looking hunk of a man.
You ask him for his cell phone number and call him the next day to tell him: "I’m really great at sex”.
That’s Telemarketing.

You and some of your girlfriends are at a party and you see this great looking hunk of a man.
One of your girlfriends walks up to him and says: ”My girlfriend who is standing over there is really great at sex”.
That’s advertising.

You are at a party and spot this great looking hunk of a man.
You walk up to him and start refreshing his memory: “Do you remember our date two weeks ago and how great I was at sex?”
That’s Customer Relationship Management (CRM).

You are at a party and spot this great looking hunk of a man.
You walk up to him and say: "I’m really great at sex”. Then you take off your shirt and show him your tits.
That’s merchandising.

You are at a party and spot this great looking hunk of a man.
You walk up to him and tell him that you like his great clothes and that he smells really good. Then you light his cigarette, hand him his glass of red wine and say: ”I’m really great at sex”.
That’s Public Relations (PR).

Marketing for men:
You are at a party and spot a great looking woman.
You walk up to her and say: ”I’m really great at sex and can go on and on and on all night long”.
This is in violation with the rules of good marketing and very misleading.